Buyer's Remorse: Five Haikus


1. Western Family: Your
Generic Cinnamon Life
Tastes like a piece of . . .

2. What a waste of cash
I even had a coupon
So not a "Good Choice"

3. False advertising
You nefarious liars
Go die in a hole

4. Somebody told you
This seriously tasted
Like Cinnamon Life?

5. You need better friends
Or more honest ones because
Your cereal SUCKS


  1. Western Family
    Like every other food brand
    But way crappier

  2. Haikus were invented before the Japanese developed such good work ethics.


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