Buyer's Remorse: Five Haikus

20101208

1. Western Family: Your
Generic Cinnamon Life
Tastes like a piece of . . .


2. What a waste of cash
I even had a coupon
So not a "Good Choice"


3. False advertising
You nefarious liars
Go die in a hole


4. Somebody told you
This seriously tasted
Like Cinnamon Life?


5. You need better friends
Or more honest ones because
Your cereal SUCKS



2 COMMENTS:

  1. Western Family
    Like every other food brand
    But way crappier

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  2. Haikus were invented before the Japanese developed such good work ethics.

    ReplyDelete

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