I will not detail a comprehensive list of my grievances concerning this despicable, vile, wretched excuse of a company. However, after an experience I had today, I feel compelled to issue a warning to fellow BYU students:
UNLESS YOU'RE A RESIDENT, DO NOT PARK AT THE RIVIERA. EVER. FOR ANY REASON. EVEN IF YOU'RE DYING BEHIND THE WHEEL AND NEED TO PULL OVER SO AS NOT TO INJURE OTHERS. EVEN IF YOU NEED TO DELIVER A BABY. DO NOT PARK AT THE RIV.
THEY. WILL. TOW. YOU.
I parked at The Riv today for five minutes to deliver an old textbook to a guy who I'd sold it to on Amazon. Literally five minutes. No, really, LITERALLY.
I returned to my car just as a UPE tow-truck was about to hook up my car in its hateful $200 grip of doom. He let me off because I arrived at the scene before he was fully connected to my car, and legally they can't just finishing hooking up and drive away with you standing right there. BUT HONESTLY. Is every parking lot wired with video surveillance?? Am I unaware of combination stealth-bomber/tow-truck Transformers that fly over parking lots? Circling like vultures for the next sorry soul who dares park their car for--I repeat--FIVE MINUTES?!?
I hate Universit Parking too. I want to give them a ticket for being such pigs.
ReplyDeleteThey are the Parking Bastards. It doesn't even matter if they are screwing someone or just driving down the street, Spencer and I glare and send our negative vibes.
ReplyDeleteI loved your post. I just started a new blog called "University Parking Enforcement Sucks". If you have a bad experience that you'd like to share about University Parking Enforcement, you should go to universityparkingenforcement.blogspot.com or email your experience to universityparkingenforcement@gmail.com to have it posted.
ReplyDeleteOh kristi, I'm so glad someone else understands the sheer evil they are. My favorite was the "666". At the end of your explicatives. :)
ReplyDeletePlease let everyone know that there is a Facebook group for this as well. University Parking Enforcement Sucks: www.facebook.com/universityparkingenforcement
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