Utah Valley's Al-Qaeda

A billboard on I-15 proudly proclaims the following:

A local grafitti artist obliged himself to add a tagline: "Cuz we f@#$ed over too many people and had to change our name!"

I am firmly convinced that APX...Vivint...whatever...is the Utah Valley equivalent of Al-Qaeda. Think about it: young missionaries come home to BYU with few resources. Nowhere to go, nowhere to turn.

Lost.

They need someone or something that can promise them unspeakable money, glory, and--as a result of these things--women. Sure, there are subsidiary organizations like Pinnacle Security, pest control companies, or Dish network sales. But Vivint is the grand-daddy of them all.

Except instead of churning out suicide bombers, it churns out tools.