That Intern Life

Hello.

I HEARD THE CONGRESSMAN IS SUPPORTING MITT ROMNEY.

Yes, ma'am.

IS HE STUPID?!?

No, ma'am.

WELL ALL US TEA PARTIERS ARE REALLY MAD.

Mmm hmmm.

YEAH MITT ROMNEY HE'S JUST ANOTHER RINO A JOHN MCCAIN A GEORGE BUSH. HE'S FOR UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE JUST LIKE OBAMA AND HE WANTS STRICTER GUN CONTROL AND THINKS GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL AND HE SAID UNIONS ARE GOOD.

Public- or private-sector unions?

I DON'T KNOW.

Well haven't unions been good in the past? Maybe that's what he was talking about.

NO THEY'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD!!!

Okay.

THE CONGRESSMAN NEEDS TO SUPPORT SOMEBODY WHO STANDS FOR PRINCIPLES. I THOUGHT HE WAS DIFFERENT, BUT HE'S TURNING INTO JUST ANOTHER CORRUPT WASHINGTON POLITICIAN.

Who would you have him support?

THE CONSTITUTION!!!!

The Constitution isn't running for president.

RON PAUL!!!!

Ron Paul won't win.

YES HE WILL.

No, he won't. The congressman's main objective is to see a different person in the White House in 2012. By the look of things now, Mitt Romney has the best chance of winning a general election.

OBAMA HAS NO CHANCE OF WINNING!!!

He has billions of dollars in funding.

THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

Yes, it does.

US TEA PARTIERS ARE GOING TO VOTE HIM OUT!!!!

You're a very small group.

NO, WE'RE NOT!!!

Okay.

WELL, I DON'T SUPPORT THE CONGRESSMAN ANYMORE BECAUSE HE LIKES ROMNEY.

Have you looked as his record? It's extremely conservative. Is this one difference of opinion really enough for you to want to sever ties with him completely?

ABSOLUTELY!!! HE NEEDS TO SUPPORT THE CONSTITUTION LIKE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS AND RONALD REAGAN!!!!

Okay, ma'am. I'll be sure that pass that on. Thanks for calling in.

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