"Brock, your hair looks amazing today."
"Dude I know. I've been looking at it all day. In mirrors. In windows. Everywhere."
"Don't even tell me my hair doesn't make you want me."
"If you're wondering where your lingerie is, it's in the drawer on the left."
"Dude I know. I've been looking at it all day. In mirrors. In windows. Everywhere."
later . . .
"Don't even tell me my hair doesn't make you want me."
later . . .
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You give a man one compliment--one compliment--and he thinks he's a Chippendale. Ladies be warned.
I like that Brock calls you dude. Nice.
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