1. THE PLEASE-TELL-ME-YOU'RE-NOT-TEXTING-THIS-SOBER
"Is yr bed still avail if so where do u live"
2. THE CAVEMAN
"U stull have comforter set"
"Sorry, sold :( I need to update that on Craigslist."
"Okay thankd"
***UPDATE: 9:50AM THE FOLLOWING MORNING***
3. THE HEY-YOU-ACTUALLY-WROTE-A-COHERENT-SENTENCE!
"Hi do you still have the queen size bedding?"
Still needs a comma after "hi" and a hyphen between "queen" and "size", but I'll take what I can get.
4. THE I-HAVE-ARAB-FRIENDS-WHO-USE-BETTER-ENGLISH-GRAMMAR-THAN-THIS
"Hey I txt u yesterday ftom my other phone can I get ur address so around 1-2 I can go pick up the comforter??"
Well that was exceptional insight.
ReplyDeleteNobody can quite compete with my craigslist responses to your ads, Kristi...I have simply set the bar too high. -Irena
ReplyDeleteI pretty much had that exact same experience this past week! It seriously makes me wonder who looks at craigslist... I mean really? Thanks for the laugh!
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