Things That I Think Are Weird . . .

1. Girls who don't weigh 120 lbs...but who dress like they do. Heaven knows I'm nowhere near 120, but at least I am aware  of this and I dress like it. Verily, verily I say unto you, I've learned to ROCK my 140 el bees of woman like it's nobody's bidness. 

2. Girls who have a designated "picture pose." My favorite is what I like to call the Vanna White. It goes a little something like this:

• twist half of your body to a slight angle, facing the camera
• arch your back/jut your boobs out
• lock one knee, pop the other out in front
• daintily point your foot
• place one hand on your waist
• tilt your head slightly downward for subtle sex appeal
• smile

Really? Really? I think casting calls for "The Stepford Wives" ended like seven years ago.