Oh, you thought that was all the ugly I had in me? Wrong. Merry Christmas, y'all.
WANNABE HILARY CLINTON |
CHECKING MY PULSE VERY EARNESTLY
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JOHN STAMOS HAIR |
MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER.
PREPARE TO DIE. |
RUNNING LOW ON LIP GLOSS
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BRIDAL POWER STANCE
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TOTALLY NATURAL
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SHOWING THIS TO THE GRANDKIDS
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LITERALLY LOOK LIKE A DEAD PERSON
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I HAD 40 BEEF CHALUPAS BEFORE THIS PHOTO SHOOT
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I ATE THEM IN MY SECRET GARDEN
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Hahahaha literally laughed myself to death at the 40 beef chalupas.
ReplyDeletelaughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteI have something to email you...if you want to make some extra money translating something for one of my friends companies! Arabic stuff.
I don't have your email. shocking. send me an email: plowman.melissa@gmail.com