Are You Desperate and Available??

If so, then today's your lucky day! Your perfect match awaits.

I found this flyer today outside the BYU library:

"We may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but we have great personalities! We can try to make all your dreams come true! Don't be shy and give us a call, or maybe a text, either way we don't mind because we are 'Desperate & Available'.

Don't let these charming pictures fool you . . . underneath we are shy, innocent, tender-hearted lost souls that are simply looking for an eternal companion. So call fast! The weekend is drawing near and we would love to fill our nights with you!!"

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This reminds me of when I found an advertisement on the Provo Craigslist for kissing lessons offered by a group of experienced, entrepreneurial "specialists."

Only at BYU.