Are You Desperate and Available??


If so, then today's your lucky day! Your perfect match awaits.

I found this flyer today outside the BYU library:

"We may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but we have great personalities! We can try to make all your dreams come true! Don't be shy and give us a call, or maybe a text, either way we don't mind because we are 'Desperate & Available'.

Don't let these charming pictures fool you . . . underneath we are shy, innocent, tender-hearted lost souls that are simply looking for an eternal companion. So call fast! The weekend is drawing near and we would love to fill our nights with you!!"


This reminds me of when I found an advertisement on the Provo Craigslist for kissing lessons offered by a group of experienced, entrepreneurial "specialists."

Only at BYU.


  1. Hey I'm desperate and available...maybe I should give those guys a call? hahaha :)

  2. Wow... that's all I have to say.


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