Homewrecker

Email from Grandma Thomas:

"I hear you watched the game with the whole family. Glad to know you were all together. I love you all soooooo much. Give Brock a hug. He is second only to Jimmer on my 2nd marriage go-round....I have to wait until Gene bites the big one! Darn. You be good to Brock though keep him happy with Thomases until I'm free....Then you will have to worry.....a lot!!!! You can keep Mojo!"

Brock's retort: "Yeah, Kristi, you better be nice to me or else I'm running away with Grandma. What's that? Why am I not smelling crackling bacon on this beautiful Sunday morning? Grandma would make me bacon."

I guess marriage was fun while it lasted. Have at it, Granny.