Me: "Hey honey, which category do you think you fall into?"
Brock: "Mmm...I think obsession."
"...Huh?"
"Obsession."
"That's not a category. That' an abstract concept. I meant geek/nerd/dweeb/dork."
"It is too a category! It's part of the Venn diagram!"
"Why would I ask you which abstract concept you are? Wasn't it obvious that I meant adjective?"
"No."
"But adjectives are describing words!"
"Yeah, but that's not what you asked! You asked which category do I think I fall into. Obsession is a category."
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
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The Perils of Marrying a Math Major: A Haiku
Hard-set on logic
They suck the fun out of life
Totally lame sauce.
It's only going to get 5000 times worse once he goes to law school...
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